Bit of Humor

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	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-06-26 12:04 pm	Remember when you thought you'd have it all together by the time you were the age you are now? Ha!!!!
	truebluebear Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-06-27 06:55 am	While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. The man replys, "What about three?" The genie retorts " Look pal, I'm in a hurry, I've been cooped up in that damn lamp for. . ." "OK, alright" the guy responds. "Tell you what, I'm tired of paying for airplane tickets to Hawaii. I'd like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii." This pisses the genie off. He screams, "Hey, this isn't the movies. Your wish has to be practical." "Do you know the engineering it would take to design that, the materials it would take, you'd have to compensate for plate techtonics, the continental shelf. . ." "Geez" the guy responds, "Well, I'd really like to understand women." The genie responds "Did you want two lanes or four?
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-06-27 07:21 am	Good friends don't let you do dumb things... alone.
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-06-28 08:38 am	Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do anything.
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-06-29 09:51 am	The "Miss Universe" pageant is definitely rigged... The winner is always from Earth.
	truebluebear Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-06-29 05:35 pm	Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
	FrankG0929 Hall-of-Fame 2012-06-29 10:38 pm	A man and woman are driving north to the Catskills for their honeymoon. The man puts his hand on the wife's thigh. She says "That's OK honey, we're married now you can go further." So he drove to Canada.
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-01 07:50 am	In 2 seconds you'll be singing "I'm a Barbie Girl" in your head.
	Dandridge213 Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-02 05:28 am	Ha ha haa.......................................
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-02 08:03 am	A turd in a swimming pool is like a crying baby on an airplane... one little thing is messing it up for everyone.
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-05 09:08 am	I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-06 08:51 am	The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late.
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-07 08:57 am	Many things can be preserved in alcohol...Dignity is not one of them
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-08 08:22 am	Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the hell out of the dog.
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-09 08:43 am	I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. It scared the hell out of me! So that's it, after today, no more reading.
	truebluebear Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-10 06:32 am	What’s the difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk!
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-10 11:04 am	I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-11 09:39 am	You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
	Swanee32 Semi-Pro 2012-07-11 10:02 am	there are quite a few good laughs here
	jamminrebel Hall-of-Fame 2 2012-07-12 10:49 am	I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly.

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